How to respond to "FARANG, FARANG!!"?

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Originally Posted by longjohnfarang

What is something witty to say when people (usually kids) point at you and say "FARANG! FARANG!", while looking at you like you're an alien with three heads?

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There was a time when I picked up a little boy by his ankles and held him over a large pot muttering words along the lines of farangs eat Thai children for breakfast...He pissed himself, presumably because he was laughing so much. His sister still teases him about it to this day, but they have never dared call me a farang since.

I wouldn't recommend doing this, however, unless you know their mother very well indeed...:)

Nowadays, I put on a Mr Bean face and get a good laugh out of them....

Was looking for something else and came across this.

Damm, the question has been asked so many times across the different Thai Forums.

My 1/2 Farang kids from a few years ago contemplating the inevitable question ...

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/06/330.jpg

ไม่ไข่เป็นลูกครุ่ง that's my go too:)

^ Really?
Where's Todd Daniels when you need him?

^ illiterate. :(

Mai chai pben luuk krung but should be written as ไม่ไช่เป็นลูกครึ่ง

Somebody doesnt know their Sala uuuughs. :)


You could roll with ไม่ไช่เป็นคนโง่ manfan. :)

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Originally Posted by Luigi

Pull down your shorts and start finger bashing your anus with your thumb.

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He doesnt need much of an incentive to start doing that.

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Originally Posted by Digby Fantona

It happened to me about five weeks ago when two boys, about five years old, yelled at me in Big C. They were clearly being brought up to be complete idiots and I felt like smacking them across the chops ! I just replied, "Thai,Thai,Thai". Ignorant, horrid little bastards !

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Getting ridiculed by children in public...You must have thought you had left all that behind in Wales

Show em ya pimp hand, no words needed.

khun mae sawn marayaat reu bplao, then take the conversation from there.

I say this and they start running, mong arai ai-sat!

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Originally Posted by longjohnfarang

What is something witty to say when people (usually kids) point at you and say "FARANG! FARANG!", while looking at you like you're an alien with three heads?

I usually say "manang dek noy". Is there something more appropriate? The other day a young girl, probably 6 years old, came up to me and just stared at me saying "FARANG" over and over. What is the best way to respond?

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