Thread: Lady Performs Semen Taste Test, Suspects Water Semen Spiked

Co-Worker Sought ‘Release’ With Semen-In-Water-Bottle Stunt

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SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors on Tuesday that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of battery and assault, with sentence-enhancing allegations of committing a crime for sexual gratification.

Lallana’s attorney, Eduardo Madrid, told jurors in his opening statement that the evidence will not show that his client assaulted or battered his colleague.
Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach, then were both transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.

“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said in the interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into the woman’s water bottle twice last year.
When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk.

“Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”
Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.
Orange County prosecutors initially said it occurred Jan. 14. But under cross-examination by the defendant’s attorney, the woman said it was Jan. 25 when she tasted the water.

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

“At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.
Convinced it was semen in the water bottle she had at work, the witness said she approached Orange police but was told they could not do anything based on the suspicion of a crime.

She then went to human resources officials at her workplace. “They heard me out, but they didn’t know what to do,” she testified.
The woman said she was told the company’s legal representatives would be

This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice. (credit: CBS) When she found a lab and got the results back, she had a friend, whose husband is a former Orange police officer, call the department’s investigators and they picked up the case in June, she testified.
consulted but decided on her own to seek out an independent laboratory to test the water.
Tiffany and Lallana did not have much to do with each other than small talk or an occasional greeting because he did much of his work outside the office, according to testimony.

In the taped interview, Lallana initially acknowledged only that he had masturbated in the office, but ultimately admitted ejaculating into Tiffany’s water bottle.
“I saw her water bottle and I did it,” Lallana says on the tape. “For me, it’s a release. I think about my wife.”
When pressed by detectives, Lallana said he found his co-worker attractive and that part of the allure was that “her lips had touched” the water bottle, according to the tape played for jurors.

The detectives asked why Lallana would not dispose of the fouled water if he didn’t want her to drink it.
“Yeah, I probably should have dumped it,” he says on the tape. “Maybe I didn’t want anything to seem out of the ordinary (on her desk).”
He went on to say that Tiffany was a “very nice” and “very helpful” co-worker.

Madrid argued the taped interview should not be played for the jury because his client had not been placed under arrest and read his Miranda rights at that point, but Orange County Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm overruled the objection.

During the interview, Lallana acknowledged he had come to the interview voluntarily.
But he can also been heard asking investigators, “Am I in trouble for this?” and “Am I going to get arrested for this?”
Lallana also gave investigators a DNA sample, and Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon told jurors the evidence showed it was Lallana’s semen in the water bottle.

17 COMMENTS

Diane

“Tiffany [said when she] drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.” Given that the “deposit” was stale and well diluted (a few milliliters in a half liter of water), she must have an incredible sense of taste. Think about putting a tablespoon of vodka into a pint of water and identifying it. Not to justify her slimy co-worker’s act in the least, but one does wonder how much “sampling” she does.
February 22, 2011 at 3:20 pm | Reply | Report comment

She Swallowed
She must really like the taste of semen if she was able to tell what it was. Her Fiancee is 1 lucky guy
February 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Reply | Report comment

Mufon
Lame comments. But in other news, this will likely be one of this year’s quickest jury deliberations.
February 22, 2011 at 4:34 pm | Reply | Report comment

notlovinLA
Agreed. Lame comments. It seems people are more interested in the fact that this woman can taste semen mixed with water than the fact that this pervert probably visualized her mouth while he was doing it. He’s a sicko and that’s the main point.
February 22, 2011 at 5:41 pm | Reply | Report comment

EXPERT TASTER
She must like Semen to ask her Fiancee to use his semen in a bottle of water for her to sample to see if it’s the same gloggy taste.
Funny how she asked her Fiancee to put his Semen in a bottle of water so she can duplicate the texture and taste of Semen..
February 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm | Reply | Report comment

notlovinLA
I feel bad for this woman. WHO CARES if she can taste semen mixed with water?! The idiot did something highly unethical and, frankly, criminally disgusting. Don’t you think she’s embarrassed about this? Nonetheless, she was victimized and the man should be held responsible. I hope his wife left him. If she didn’t then she’s just as much an idiot and pervert as he is.
February 22, 2011 at 5:43 pm | Reply | Report comment

babybatter
maybe she can settle the age old question about pinapple juice and really did they really talk about this on TV
February 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm | Reply | Report comment

moneyshot
how embarassing, mostley because did any of you see the size of the little hole he had to use now when aquafina had the wide mouth i had a chance
February 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Reply | Report comment

I WANT TO DATE HIS WIFE, HEARD SHE SWALLOWS TOO
I WANT TO DATE HIS WIFE SINCE HE’LL BE HEADING TO PRISON SOON. I HEARD HIS WIFE IS A GOOD SWALLOWER.
MY GIRLFRIEND WON’T SWALLOW, NOT EVEN ONCE.
February 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Reply | Report comment

duh
“he never thought she would drink it.” HAHAHA!!!!! I don’t care who ya are, that’s FUNNY right there!
“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that” (Wife must’ve LOVED that line!)
“For me, it’s a release. I think about my wife.” (Previous statement wipes this out completely)
“He went on to say that Tiffany was a “very nice” and “very helpful” co-worker” (Oh MAN oh man! INSERT YOUR OWN JOKE THERE!)
I’m very surprised that prosecutors didn’t find a way to charge him with some sort of ‘rape’. I guarantee you, somewhere they are working furiously on getting some type of language into a rape law covering this. Some sick idiot’s gonna get 8 yrs for this in the future.
Please people, keep your private parts out of people’s drinking dispensers, including coffee mugs! BLECH!!!
February 22, 2011 at 7:43 pm | Reply | Report comment

james
NUT CASE vs. NUT CASE
February 22, 2011 at 8:20 pm | Reply | Report comment

comegabbler
love the picture of the hot babe swirling a load in her mouth, the late night comics will be all over this one
February 22, 2011 at 8:25 pm | Reply | Report comment

C umcatcher
She liked it….
February 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm | Reply | Report comment

Carla Merilus
why did u put this girls picture up? I’m assuming if she didn’t want her gull name given… she wouldn’t want her picture up.
February 22, 2011 at 9:01 pm | Reply | Report comment

carla merilus
*full name (hate spelling errors.
February 22, 2011 at 9:03 pm | Reply | Report comment

zane
to GIANT load : i want to sample it ……
February 23, 2011 at 9:16 am | Reply | Report comment

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"she tasted what she believed to be semen"

“I had a hunch that’s what it was"
Yeh right, more like an educated guess.

"But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work"

Ha ha ha, had her fiancee do it to check!

tastes like . . . .


This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice.


Michael Lallana

I wonder if this will catch on in Pattaya bars as the new Ladies Drink

She isnt too bad, especially the first pic.
I am sure it was a well educated guess!

^ last pic she looks like Ruud Van Nistelrooy so I'd have to give it a pass.

Although the only view that matters, the top her head, is probably okay.

At the end of the day, she knows what it tastes like, she is a good girl.
Anytime she wants more, happy to obligue!

Even in the bottle!

she is a fat ugly cow,

poor guy, desperate

^ Wtf ?

Do you find the guy cute or something Butters ?

Or do you just wanna sample his Perrier ?

I wouldn't let her touch my cock with her lips,

Would you trust this guy in the office with a soda stream

He is a sicko but I would give her a load

Originally Posted by Daryle

He is a sicko but I would give her a load

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