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    Irish Hunting Trip

    Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They

    Chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

    They managed to bag 6.

    As they were loading the plane to return, the

    Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

    The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six.

    The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

    Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.

    However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power

    the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

    Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived

    the crash.

    After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,

    "Any idea where we are?"





































































































    Mick replied,

    "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."



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    paddy applyin for job in canada
    so you've got lumber-jacking experience paddy
    yea sure,, down in saudi arabia.
    there's no trees in saudi paddy,
    that's right boss,,,
    not now there ain't.

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    Paddy and Mick are lost in a swampy forest. They decide to keep walking in a straight line, hoping they would somehow reach a safe place to call for help.

    After a few hours of walking the come to a body of water with a small island in the centre, on top of which is a crocodile with a man's torso head and arms sticking out of it's mouth.

    Paddy says 'Poor cvnt'

    Mick replies 'He can't be that poor if he can afford a Lacoste sleeping bag'

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