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    Quote Originally Posted by MrG View Post
    It's true though: dogs have only a one sentence attention span.

    Another thread ruined by a little yappy one.
    Don't know how it's ruined you dimbfuck, except for those that can't tell the difference between a quick joke and a yarn, and no loss there.
    You really are a tedious fuckwit.
    No wonder you've got your repo turned off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo
    Don't know how it's ruined you dimbfuck, except for those that can't tell the difference between a quick joke and a yarn, and no loss there.
    Have to agree there, Dog; you don't know the difference between a yarn and quick joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    I still do not see what I am doing wrong but, for me, the simplest way out is to let Cujo win.
    You're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.

    Is it going to be this :



    Or this :


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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    You're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.
    Yes, of course I am. The silly buggers have now given me my own thread so I can now post as many jokes as I wish. They are all my own typing in the sense that I am reproducing jokes I submiited over a period of years to a UK betting forum.

    It's all sort of rebounded on them because despite their millions of posts they are thick

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    You're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.
    Yes, of course I am. The silly buggers have now given me my own thread so I can now post as many jokes as I wish. They are all my own typing in the sense that I am reproducing jokes I submiited over a period of years to a UK betting forum.

    It's all sort of rebounded on them because despite their millions of posts they are thick
    They don't know what they want. They ask for short jokes, but what they want are one-liners a puns.

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    What's short? How long is a piece of string?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator View Post
    What's short? How long is a piece of string?
    Well if you have to fucking ask.
    Really you guys, WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    I still do not see what I am doing wrong but, for me, the simplest way out is to let Cujo win.
    You're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.

    Is it going to be this :



    Or this :


    Either way you're fucked apparently.

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    Cujo took an IQ test and the results came out negative..
    He got lost in thought once, but to be fair it was unknown territory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator View Post
    How long is a piece of string?
    Equal distances from the centre

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    What's brown and sounds like a bell ?

    Dung !

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    What's black and steaming and comes out of cows?

    The Isle of White ferry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    cows?
    Cowes!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    What's black and steaming and comes out of cows?

    The Isle of White ferry.
    Brilliant !

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    Oh Ho. If he's said Cowes, it wouldn't really have been a joke!

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    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?











    You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy
    Oh Ho. If he's said Cowes, it wouldn't really have been a joke!
    You over estimate the forums clientl's reading ability, methinks.

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    What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?


    The Financial Times crossword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
    You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
    The good ones never get old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?


    The Financial Times crossword.

    What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants ?


    Your grandma, when she's pegging them to the washing line

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    A quick English joke here.

    What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip ?

    Killed in a tunnel

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy View Post
    Oh Ho. If he's said Cowes, it wouldn't really have been a joke!
    If I had written Cowes it wouldn't be a joke?
    It would have been an easy quiz question!:

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    Little Josephine had got a Barbie doll for her last birthday, so, with her next birthday approaching, her Mother asked her what she would like.

    "I'd like an Action Man (GI Joe for the cousins) to be Barbie's boyfriend."

    "You mean Ken; Barbie comes with Ken."

    "No Mummy - she comes with Action Man ..........


    .......... she only fakes it with Ken!"

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