Have to agree there, Dog; you don't know the difference between a yarn and quick joke.Originally Posted by Cujo
My grandma was telling me that my grandpa would always leave his door open, that's why the submarine sunk
I've just passed my cheerleading exam, I went into the classrom and shouted "Give me an A" and they did
Yes, of course I am. The silly buggers have now given me my own thread so I can now post as many jokes as I wish. They are all my own typing in the sense that I am reproducing jokes I submiited over a period of years to a UK betting forum.Originally Posted by Latindancer
It's all sort of rebounded on them because despite their millions of posts they are thick
What's short? How long is a piece of string?
Cujo took an IQ test and the results came out negative..
He got lost in thought once, but to be fair it was unknown territory
What's brown and sounds like a bell ?
Dung !
What's black and steaming and comes out of cows?
The Isle of White ferry.
Cowes!!!!!Originally Posted by VocalNeal
Oh Ho. If he's said Cowes, it wouldn't really have been a joke!
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
You over estimate the forums clientl's reading ability, methinks.Originally Posted by charleyboy
What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?
The Financial Times crossword.
A quick English joke here.
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip ?
Killed in a tunnel
Little Josephine had got a Barbie doll for her last birthday, so, with her next birthday approaching, her Mother asked her what she would like.
"I'd like an Action Man (GI Joe for the cousins) to be Barbie's boyfriend."
"You mean Ken; Barbie comes with Ken."
"No Mummy - she comes with Action Man ..........
.......... she only fakes it with Ken!"
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