Thread: Quick Jokes

Apparently in Hawaii they like to honour Lulu

A dyslexic walks into a bra...........................

My fear of moving stairs is escalating

Originally Posted by david44

A dyslexic walks into a bra...........................

Dyslexics in the word untie

Isle eye kit

Instead of Drew, I'm going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you're thinking, but it's only weird if you say it backwards

My glue factory went insolvent

Please help...dog owner missing. Deaf in one ear, only one functioning foot, suffers with Pyjama rash by proxy and Mitts, hair keeps falling out, almost blind and has arthritis, Good retriever of Elephant poo, may be neutred.


Answers to the name of 'Lucky'.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer.

People say I am a plagiarist.

Their words not mine.

A beginner's guide to chromosomes:
XY : Male
XX : Female
YYY : Delilah

Nothing to do ? Why not try to improve yourself sit in a bath of porridge
Take up Buddhist meditation.
It beats sitting around all day doing bugga all.

If you give a hand job to a plumber, an electrician, a carpenter and a builder. You can be a jack-off all trades.

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