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    Why do fat English women have belly button rings?
    That is where they hang their air freshener cans.

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    Man goes to the doctor.

    Doc, I think I'm going deaf.

    Can you describe the symptoms?

    Okay... the father's fat and bald, the mother's got blue hair.

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    I took my dog to the vet and said "He keeps going for my Asian neighbour".
    He said "Muzzle him".
    I said "I don't know for certain, but he's got a beard".

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    My mate's parrot died yesterday, It was quite obese and it's sad, but a big weight off his shoulders.

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    Two Irish men looking through a catalogue.

    Paddy say's "Looks at those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too!"

    Mick agrees. "I'm ordering one of them right now!"

    3 weeks later, Paddy say's "Has your woman turned up yet?"

    "No'' said Mick, "But it shouldn't be long now, her clothes arrived yesterday".

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    Q. Where do bad rainbows go to?

    A. Prism. It's a light sentence that gives them time to reflect.

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    M1 kid to a black teacher: Teacher you look like a brownie.

    Also M1 kid to a black teacher: Teacher, look at my skin I am as dark as you. Can get the N-Word pass?

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    I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane…


    We're currently filming the pilot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    filming the pilot!
    green owed for the really wierdstone of Alderley wedge

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    Landreath

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    What is a 6.9 ?

    A good thing ruined by a period !

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    “Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah.’ The other replied: ‘Well, put some cold in it then.’”

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    “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.”

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    “My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.” – Mark Watson

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    “The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”

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    A man entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did

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