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    Here's a great joke for all you telepaths.

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    ^ That was funny

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    i heard that one a while ago.


    Try this one

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    ^ Stop it, you're killing me!!!


    Quality material as only TD can manage it.

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    I just cant think of any quick jokes anymore except the one i told on here 10 years ago

    looked for some good rape or whoring jokes. Found none that appealed
    Last edited by Backspin; 21-09-2020 at 06:53 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    looked for some good rape or whoring jokes
    Why don't you give it a rest . . . you are not making yourself look edgy or interesting with your fascination with rape or whoring - and you don't have to spread it on every thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Why don't you give it a rest . . . you are not making yourself look edgy or interesting with your fascination with rape or whoring - and you don't have to spread it on every thread
    He's quite a sad little wanker isn't he?

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    I just met a chinky drug addict.

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    How does an Italian get into an honest business?

    Usually through the skylight.

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    I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
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    I guess old habits die hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
    He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
    I guess old habits die hard.
    Wrong threads

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    A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

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    Two lions walking through London, one says, "Where's everyone gone?"

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    Are those panties satin?

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    Why did they remove 'gullible' from the OED!

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