Here's a great joke for all you telepaths.
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Here's a great joke for all you telepaths.
^ :smile: That was funny
^
i heard that one a while ago.
Try this one
^ Stop it, you're killing me!!!
Quality material as only TD can manage it. :smile:
:rofl:
I just cant think of any quick jokes anymore except the one i told on here 10 years ago
looked for some good rape or whoring jokes. Found none that appealed
Why don't you give it a rest . . . you are not making yourself look edgy or interesting with your fascination with rape or whoring - and you don't have to spread it on every threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Backspin
He's quite a sad little wanker isn't he?Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat
Went to a cannibal restaurant the other day. Thought it would be expensive but it worked out about 20 quid a head.
I just met a chinky drug addict.
He said "Have you seen my cocaine?"
I said "Not since he played Alfred in a Batman movie".
How does an Italian get into an honest business?
Usually through the skylight.
I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.
Wrong threads :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Backspin
Kev's really upset. His girlfriend told him she'd only slept with 2 men before they met. He's upset because he was only 30 minutes late.
Ryanair have won the most unpopular airline trophy 6 years in a row. If they retain it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe.
If you ever feel that your life is pointless, just remember that there is someone out there whose job it is to fit indicators to BMW's.
A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.
Two lions walking through London, one says, "Where's everyone gone?"
Wife walked into the bedroom last night wearing a pair of crotchless panties. She lifted her leg up and said "Do you want some of this"?
I replied "Not after what that bastard has done to those pants!"
Are those panties satin?
No, they are brand new.
Why did they remove 'gullible' from the OED!
My pet mouse Elvis died today, he was caught in a trap.
Ok I'll get me coat!
My goldfish can breakdance, only for 10 seconds at a time.
I found £11.70 on the pavement on the way to work yesterday.
I thought some other bloke was going to pick it up, but he seemed more interested in playing his guitar.
How many clickbait journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The answer will shock you...