ust wandered past our cocktail bar there and it reminded me how I met my wife. Trying to impress by downing a shot of flaming Sambucca. Boom, whole moustache caught fire. I told her she looked far prettier without it, and that was it.
Apologies to all the planespotters who came to see a USAF Stealth Bomber land today and it didn’t. Or did it?
There’s an amazing amount of spray being spread by a Flybe turboprop here! Unfortunately it’s Gavin Spray from maintenance. Playing music in his headphones and walked backwards into the blades. Tragic.
Travelling with your family? Why not upgrade and travel in luxury? For a small fee, we’ll put them all on another flight.
Dusk has hit the airport fast here tonight! Unfortunately it was Bobby Dusk from maintenance. Got his braces tangled in the wheels of a 767 before it took off. Apologies for the dent in the terminal roof. Tragic.
Ryanair Air are introducing a new Club Class. They’ve issued baseball bats to Flight Attendants.
Canapé - /ˈkanəpeɪ/ 1. A type of hors d'œuvre in our 1st Class restaurant. 2. The reason we threw a Glaswegian out the same restaurant.