A man was sitting on a blanket on the beach , he had no arms or legs .
Three women , from England , Scotland and Ireland were walking past and felt sorry
for the poor man .
The English woman said have you ever had a hug . The man said No , so she gave him a hug and walked on .
The Scottish women said have you ever been kissed , the man said No , so she gave him a kiss and walked on .
The Irish women came to him and asked , Aye , 'ave ya ever been fooked lad ? . The man broke into a big smile and said No .
She said aye , well ya will when the tide comes in