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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.