Police Raid in Tennant Creek

Police in Tennant Creek, NT just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 2 tonnes of heroin, $5 million in forged Australian banknotes and 25 trafficked Filipino prostitutes
all in a Housing Commission house behind the Public Library in Tennant Creek.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said:

"We're shocked. We never knew we had a fucking Library!!"