Thread: Teacher

A teacher addresses her class "What dose your Dad do at weekends?"

Little boy .."He's a dancer in a gay nightclub, sometimes if the money's right he lets the punters spank his arse and cum in his gob!"

Teacher ..."That's outrageous, now is any of it true?"

Little boy ."No miss it's total bollix but I was too embarrassed to say he plays football for England"