A professor has found that after extensive research that there are 2 sizies of mens reproductive organs .

Those that fall within the normal range, and those which are less than 2 inchs in the arousal state.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the uk with extremely small organs make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.

EU / Directive/ 09643/872 /886 Brussels. 2010.