Thread: Australian Government, Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?

16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?

21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005

22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket’s on?

29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

31. What are Budgie smugglers?

32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?

33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?

36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?

I reckon that even missus kw would get most of them right, I'll go check, answers to be recorded here

Piece of piss really.....except for Warni...

she even got the bundy bear right, but to my shame, she got question 20 wrong, a bit of kiwi slipped in there

2. Is very important
I would have said ice as it helps to cool the beer faster
unless it takes up too much room then none at all

11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
D

12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
No.

13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
?
14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
4

15. Who are Scott and Charlene?
Neighbours
16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
B but option C raise top and squirt under should've been an option. .
17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
C
18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
Bob.
19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
No
20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
B
21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005
97

22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?
C
23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
2
24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?[/quote]
Yes.

25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
Beer
steak
esky
tongs
beer

27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?
a
28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket’s on?
yes
29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
polar bear
30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
about $1.50
31. What are Budgie smugglers?
Jockeys
32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?
The largest
33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
Who?
34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
C
35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?
Throw up.
36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
Yes
37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?
A real Australian

sorry mate, you got questions 7,8 and 12 wrong.

no. 33 I didnt cry but me mum forced me to watch that episode, cos she thought I was avoiding discussing death.

yeah, I thought it was B and C and that egg was ok, but pineapple not.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sorry mate, you got questions 7,8 and 12 wrong.

no. 33 I didnt cry but me mum forced me to watch that episode, cos she thought I was avoiding discussing death.

So I'm in then, you beauty.

That'll keep the bloody POMS out.
Unfortunately the bloody kiwis would pass.