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    It's always the asshole that is in charge

    The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
    In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

    Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
    Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
    Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
    Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
    Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
    Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

    All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
    To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
    Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

    Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
    Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
    Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
    Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
    Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
    Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

    *MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
    YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN
    CHARGE.*

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    old but true.

    so tell me GoW ... is MtD the person in charge ur relationship then ??

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    old but true.

    so tell me GoW ... is MtD the person in charge ur relationship then ??

    lol
    like all us men........he probably THINKS he is in charge

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    hehe - i would imagine so .....

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    She's in charge, until she does something stupid, and then it's suddenly my fault!!

    But seriously, of course I'm the fucking boss. I'm a much bigger arsehole than she is!

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