a woman went to the doctors complaining that she had something wrong with her downstairs.
He got her in the stirrups to have a look he was disgusted at what he saw and compared it to a car crash, it was the severest injury he'd ever seen, so he asked the woman what happened.
She said, "I had sex with an elephant."
"Are elephants well endowed asked the doctor?"
"No" replied the woman,"The damage was caused because he fingered me first."
Cheers