Thread: Prathom 6 Music Class Charged With Lèse-Majesté

Prathom 6 Music Class Charged With Lèse-Majesté

Terrible rendition of His Majesty the King’s “Friday Night Rag” leaves police no choice.

NAKHON PATHOM - A group of 12-year-old Prathom 6 students have been arrested for lèse-majesté after giving a cringe-inducing rendition of His Majesty the King’s popular jazz tune “Friday Night Rag” during a music recital last month.


The St Joseph’s students Keng (piano), Oat (saxophone), Jo (drums) and Non (triangle) were taken out of school yesterday in handcuffs after police determined their playing had insulted His Majesty the King.

Xylophone player Tee has reportedly fled the country.

Nakhon Pathom police lieutenant Sgt-Major Veera Teerasut said police had concluded charges were justified after officers listened several times to a recording of the performance that had been anonymously sent to the police station.

“The band lacks tightness,” explained Sgt-Major Veera. “Keng does okay on piano but plays without passion, while Oat’s solos are too meandering. Just imagine how His Majesty would feel if he heard this poor effort.”

Parents of the young boys were distraught at the surprising development.

Jariya Deephitdong, mother of triangle player Non, said each student should be evaluated independently. “Non was up every night working on that. He only played one note at the very end. Even if it was a couple beats late, I am sure His Majesty would forgive the boy.”

The students are currently being held in detention and have submitted a request for royal pardon. In return for a plee of guilty, they hope to reduce their punishment from several years of incarceration to no dessert after dinner.

Here we go !

You need to include a link when replicating other websites.....

notthenation

Lock the little buggars up and throw away the key.

In fact I am saving this as "post of the month", literally, I need to wipe the tears from my eyes! (and you are not far off the mark)..wait till the fuckers start nailing people for "bad thoughts"..it's not far off!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

In fact I am saving this as "post of the month", literally, I need to wipe the tears from my eyes! (and you are not far off the mark)..wait till the fuckers start nailing people for "bad thoughts"..it's not far off!

The thought police are already out there. So just be careful what you say.
Thinking the wrong way and talking about it can damage your health in a place like Thailand.

Those kids have evil faces too! Bet they are not smirking now.
15 years in a cockroach and rat infested cell should help to cleanse their minds.

Cute, if you are easily amused

Not The Nation should try new materials though, it's getting old

Good spoof, and a pretty good site, imo. The little ads and "classifieds" are funniest.

yes, cute ads, so who is beyond that website ? some tired old sexpat or a group of basement virgin boys ?

Originally Posted by Spin

You need to include a link when replicating other websites..... notthenation

I didnt think it could be real.

^ I think this is a joke.

Originally Posted by Milkman

^ I think this is a joke.

sharp as ever milky.

Originally Posted by Milkman

^ I think this is a joke.

Tell me. what gave it away?

a) the fact it is in the jokes forum?

b) its absurd unbelievability ?

c) the fact it was written by Not the Nation ?

d) previous posters mentioned that it was a lampoon?

Come on Milky.