Thread: Priest and the boy

To be fair mate I just had breakfast and now I want to return it to the kitchen.

Tried to read it numerous times and cannot for the life of me see the humour, or wasn't it supposed to be funny!

^ Agreed, RED on the way, my first ever!!

I got it, here's another.

One day a rabi and a priest are sat out side of a coffee shop enjoying the morning and watching the world go by. Then a young boy walks past the coffe shop.

"Oooo yeah look at the legs on that!..... Shall we fuck him?" Says the priest

"Outta what?" Says the Rabi

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I got it

First bald pussies and now you actually see the humour in that so called joke......?

I'm starting to get a little worried about you Princey

I got it, I didn't say it was that funny.

Hmmmmmmmmmm!

By the way your joke was quite witty!

Cheers.

A Priest and A Rabi are visiting a department store at the same time as a troop of cub scouts when a fire breaks out and there's a mad rush for the exits.
The Rabi is scrambling over the boys in his charge to get out when the priest shouts "What about these little boys?"
Rabi shouts back "Fuck them"
Priest looks around quizzically "Do you think we have time?"

^ Ohhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Did anyone notice whether it was a full moon last night and can a mod move this thread to MJP (Moronic Jokes Posts).

There, I gave everyone a green for this one.