Peterpan, one of Teak Door's elder statesmen, walks into a jewelry store last Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special gift for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a 50,000 baht gold necklace with jewels. Peter said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another necklace over. "Here's a stunning piece of jewelry at only 75,000 baht," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement upon seeing the magnificent necklace and bracelet combo.

Peter, seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Peter stated, "by personal cheque." I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can wire the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Tuesday afternoon,' he said. Tuesday morning, the jeweler phoned Peter.

"There's no money in that account," he said.

Peter replied, "I know but let me tell you about my weekend!"