Thread: When Satan calls

The church was full of worshippers singing the last hymn when Satan appeared at the front of the church. people began screaming and rushing for the exits, tripping over each other in their haste to escape. Soon the church was empty except for one old man sitting quietly in the pew.
"Do you know who I am ?" thundered Satan. "Sure I do" replied the old man. "You are satan, The Devil, The Evil One, The Prince of Darkness". Satan begins to scratch his head. "Well aren't you afraid of what I can do ?" he bellowed. "Sure ain't" said the old man. "Do you know I can cover you in sores and make your bones break and condemn you to an eternity of suffering ?" The old man looked at him and shrugged his shoulders. Satan was totally non-plussed. "Tell me old man. Why aren't you afraid of me ?" The old man smiled. "I have been married to your sister for 44 years mate".

Satan must have many sisters. My ex being just one of them.

I've heard funnier.

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