Thread: Happily ever after

A Russian woman married a Canadian

gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.

However, the poor lady was not very
proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her
husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had
to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and
wanted to buy chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her
request,
and in desperation, clucked like a chicken
and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave
her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts,
again she didn't know how to say it,
and so she clucked like a chicken and
unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and
gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to
buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate
this, she brought her husband to
the store...

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo,
her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.

............ .I don't know about you sometimes!

Good job she didn't need to by any Clams.