Thread: BG's wife visits the doctor

BG’s wife visits her doctor to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.


"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.


"Not a chance", she said. "He's so clean he won't even take an paracetamol."


"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him a 'Thai Viagra'”.

“What’s one of those, then?” asks BG’s wife.

“It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his Somtam. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."


It wasn't a week later when BG’s wife called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, doctor, it was just terrible doctor!"


"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.


"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his Somtam and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the plates, spoons and forks flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a complete loss of face I tell you, a complete loss of face!"


"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex BG provided wasn't good?"


"It was the best sex I've had in my life! But sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face at Somtam shop again!”

hehehe, a thai version of an old joke! cheers.

only thing wrong Will is I do not eat som tam, I eat only ripe mangoes and do not like this breed of mango they have here anyway,
And mangos are a real loostener for me, when I worked a a hyd. gold mine in Colema/Michoacan Mexico years ago I used to always eat fruit cocktail in Colima in the nmornings and always gave me the shits for 1 or 2 trips to the shitter, a mex told me that it was pobly the mangos cause sometimes they do that, I had em make it with no mangoes and it was better, but i like em, and the same here with drinking coco cream, skidders every time.
Maybe from being raised on wild meat, beef and spuds.

nice story BG, but Somtam is made with papayas, not mangoes

Yea you are right, but I did see then slivering a green mango and put it in some when we were building the house, picked the mango off the little tree by out back porch,, maybe cause we didnt have no papaya trees yet, had em next year but they eat them green too, funny to watch em eat a green pomagranite and wonder why anyone eats em, silly assholes.
But anyway I did try one in CM when I first came here and they aint for me, now I really don't member what I ate when I came here and stayed drunk for my entire time, green curry O member and no telling what else, being a drunk pobly rats and every other unfit to eat shit. But kids will be kids.

Originally Posted by blackgang

but they eat them green too, funny to watch em eat a green pomagranite and wonder why anyone eats em, silly assholes.

Originally Posted by blackgang

But kids will be kids.

and bigots will be bigots.

can make som tam with mangoes

And carrot..

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and bigots will be bigots.

And fags will be fags.

Originally Posted by Thai Pom

And carrot..

cucumber too

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and bigots will be bigots.

And fags will be fags.

predictable.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and bigots will be bigots.

And fags will be fags.

predictable.

Quite funny to read his anti-fag rants if you have an English background and interpret it as public school slang, makes BG sound a lot like Flashman.