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    Coronavirus jokes

    Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19."

    Prince Harry: "Yours might have...."

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    Comedy = Tragedy + Time

    We only seem to have one of those boxes currently ticked.


    #needanothersevenastronauts

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    Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked bat

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    ^So easy it is?

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    A Horse walks into a bar

    Barman , is that a Coronavirus face

    Horse , no just a long face

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    Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.


    Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

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    This is Houston, mission complete and you're free to return to Earth.
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    The Chinese may have the smallest cocks in the world....... they still managed to fuck us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    A Horse walks into a bar

    Barman , is that a Coronavirus face

    Horse , no just a long face
    That was Princess Anne - be good if Charlie coughed on her as well

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    Catchy tune.

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    It's okay, everybody.

    We've found The Cure...



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    Strange world we live in. The other night I went to put the bins out and the entire street gave me a round of applause.

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    Coronavirus Goverment Briefings

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The other night I went to put the bins out and the entire street gave me a round of applause.
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