Thread: Coronavirus jokes

New normal

Not a joke...

The evidence of Aliens released by the Pentagon thing kinda went unnoticed.

Hit that mark in NZ last week.
Boozy lunch and a couple of flagons of take-away craft beer. I like the old normal.

I'm clear, yeah!

Pub life in the age of social distancing

Doctor Goldberg is signing me out after my CCP virust test.
He pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and tries to sign his name.
I said, "Hey Doc, that's a rectal thermometer!"
Goldberg says, "Ah shit, some asshole has my pen!"

Wankers loving lockdown.