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    Here's a great on.

    What's the difference between Covid and a scorned bar girl?

    A scorned bar girl is dangerous to everyone.

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    Should still get tested if been in contact with either

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    Put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.


    Isolation Fact: Women who put on weight through the lockdown period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out.


    Tell you what, those Coronavirus face masks are incredibly effective. Wore one today and silently mouthed 'F**k you all' and 'I want to die' all the way through a Zoom meeting.


    You think things are bad now? In about 20 years, the country will be run by people who’ve been homeschooled by heavy day drinkers.


    Lovely old couple there on their way to Majorca. He was quite upset & said how he really wished he'd brought his piano with him. I explained that it wouldn't go in the hold and he'd be back soon enough. He said he knew that but he'd left their airline tickets and passports on it.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.
    that only works if you put a 99.9 in front of it, for ALL age groups. I'm 44. 99.944% survival rate having contracted Covid.

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    Not a joke, yes it is, no it isn't...your choice, but going off the rails.



    Electrical goods, clothes, toys and games, books, stationery, homeware including utensils, crockery, furniture, bedding, decorative objectives and other items are classed as non-essential, and may not be sold in Welsh supermarkets (Wales?); where in doubt, retailers are advised to err on the side of caution and not risk breaking the law.

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    "Having queued up (outside Tesco), patiently and socially distancing, as I neared the entrance a shop worker clipped a carabiner onto the belt loop of my jeans, my perplexed expression must have said it all as she explained that whilst people are distancing in the queue outside, they aren't distancing once inside the store. "So what someone has dreamt up is to rope six or so customers together with 2m of rope between each of us! WTAF?!

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    Time to introduce meds to the water system.

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