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    How to Wash a Cat

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.


    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


    4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet – the cat is actually enjoying this!


    4.5 You may see claws at the side of the toilet seat – don't worry it is just the cat getting itself comfortable for the “rinse”



    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”


    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


    7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where it will dry itself off.


    9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.


    Yours sincerely,
    The Dog

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    Lol...why do I feel the cat is going to post a dog washing method?

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    Looked after a friend's cat for a few months while they went home, it was a Persian so it needed washing, unfortunately it hated me with the power of a burning sun. The best method for me was to quickly lather the cat up, put it in the wet room, turn on the shower and quickly close the door. After 10 mins of banshee like screaming release the cat to dry on the balcony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    it hated me with the power of a burning sun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    lather the cat up, put it in the wet room, turn on the shower and quickly close the door.
    Which came first, the shower or the hatred?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    Looked after a friend's cat for a few months while they went home, it was a Persian so it needed washing, unfortunately it hated me with the power of a burning sun.
    I am courting an Iranian lady GP at the moment and she has asked me to look after her cat for 4 weeks while she goes back to Iran over Christmas.

    The cat is a Persian (naturally).

    The thing is I love cats but I find Persians a bit odd since their flat faces do not look like a cat should look in my opinion. They look grumpy or sad. She does have a lovely coat though.

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    Cat to Dog : Why do you have to wear a collar and I don't?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    They look grumpy or sad. She does have a lovely coat though.
    While I have no qualms over you sporting the ladies attire, in fact be disappointed if you dont'y post some pix, if you find your pussy looking sad on a regular basis perhaps pour a bowl of porridge to spice up the hot looper on pooper action ,best washes your mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    While I have no qualms over you sporting the ladies attire, in fact be disappointed if you dont'y post some pix
    If the cat-baby-sitting happens at her place then I will have a whole wardrobe at my disposal for a month to explore my inner Persian woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    it was a Persian so it needed washing, unfortunately it hated me with the power of a burning sun
    If you were just going by the expression on its fizzer then I would not take that personally ML. Persian cats all look like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    If the cat-baby-sitting happens at her place then I will have a whole wardrobe at my disposal for a month to explore my inner Persian woman!
    Jesus loops you'd better remember which articles you cum on, a month is a long time - she'll look like her cat if she come home to her blouses stuck together.

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    The grand niece locked our cat in the cupboard; it was a day and a half before we found the poor thing. I guess grand niece is learning how to be a bitch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ennis View Post
    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


    2. Pick up the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.


    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.


    4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet – the cat is actually enjoying this!


    4.5 You may see claws at the side of the toilet seat – don't worry it is just the cat getting itself comfortable for the “rinse”



    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”


    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


    7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where it will dry itself off.


    9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.


    Yours sincerely,
    The Dog
    why don't you wash YOUR hair the same way.

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    Once my housemate had to shower our housemate's cat because some little horrendous 7 year old boy decided to pour turps on it. My friend knew what that would do to poor Pippin's skin and lathered him up. Pippin was utterly unimpressed with this helpful act and the forearm scratches took a while to heal...

    At other times, Pippin was amazing in that at dusk he would go mad and race around the lounge room, using the couch as a "wall of death" by zooming up and across the back so fast that he was horizontal. Very funny to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Once my housemate had to shower our housemate's cat because some little horrendous 7 year old boy decided to pour turps on it. My friend knew what that would do to poor Pippin's skin and lathered him up. Pippin was utterly unimpressed with this helpful act and the forearm scratches took a while to heal...

    At other times, Pippin was amazing in that at dusk he would go mad and race around the lounge room, using the couch as a "wall of death" by zooming up and across the back so fast that he was horizontal. Very funny to watch.
    Very similar to your experience with the ex. Good job it wasn’t you looking after the pussy. You have no form on that score.

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    I once had to wash our cat too. She had decided to jump for one of those sticky tape fly catchers we had put up. That glue is horrible stuff. I eventually got it off her fur but she remained sticky. When going into some unacessible corners in the basement she came out fully covered with dust motes. She gave up on trying to lick it off because even her tongue got stuck on it. I was about to have her shaved when I received the right tip. You get it off using plenty of butter. It worked like a charm to remove the glue but now I had a fat covered shiny cat. So I had to put her in the bathtub for a wash. Of course she did not scratch me, she likes and respects me too much though sometimes she threatens. It is impossible to describe the weird sounds a really angry cat can produce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    At other times, Pippin was amazing in that at dusk he would go mad and race around the lounge room, using the couch as a "wall of death" by zooming up and across the back so fast that he was horizontal.
    We had a cat when I was a kid who did exactly the same thing. 'The mad half hour' we used to call it.

    I haven't seen this in cats in Thailand.

    Maybe due to the climate they generally spend more time outdoors and can stretch their legs more. Still, there are plenty of 'flat cats' I guess. Anyone know if they are prone to 'the mad half hour'?

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