10 perks of being over 65
1: Your eyes won't get much worse.
2: There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
3: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
4: In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
5: People no longer think of you as a hypochondriac.
6: No one expects you to run anywhere.
7: Your joints are more accurate than the national weather service.
8: Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
9: Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
10: You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.