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    GFawn Jokes

    I have a weird sense of humor. I apologize in advance.

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    Girl: What color are my eyes?
    Guy: 36C

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    Boobs are proof that men can concentrate on two things at once.

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    GF have you been drinking?

    Just wondering if you're going to have a drunken love-angst fueled meltdown & type some embarrassing stuff about yourself

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    It'd surely have to be funnier than the jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It'd surely have to be funnier than the jokes.
    They're no worse than Cujo's McDonald guy that he loves so much.
    Is it McDonald? I forget.

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    Hmm...a thread dedicated to your own jokes, when there are already two threads for jokes, seems rather different to a thread about a comic a lot of people find funny but you don't.

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    ^ Say goodnight, dick...

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    GF hasn't posted again.

    Drunkposting confirmed

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    ^
    Sheriff Cuju was slagging her jokes on the long joke thread so she started her own joke thread ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    seems rather different to a thread about a comic a lot of people find funny but you don't.
    Come now Cyrille; you, Redhaze and Cujo are not "a lot of people". Everyone else was not amused.
    But each to his own.
    Cujo has his thread of what you 3 find funny, GF has her thread of what she finds funny (or, as Slick pointed out, GF's thread of drunk posting).

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    OK manny, three people on the planet find mcdonald funny.
    If I'd posted 'a lot of people live in bangkok' would I be talking solely about posters on TD?
    Good to know there's someone here who speaks for 'everyone else', btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    three people on the planet find mcdonald funny.
    Hehe, you might be right. That's why he was fired from SNL, and appeared on "The Worst Comedians" list.
    He does what might be called weak "dad jokes and x-rated dad jokes". Raises a smile sometimes for me, but as was said on the thread, everyone's got a different funny bone.

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    If you had a hammer
    would you hammer in the morning?...

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    For GF.
    That sound when you close the cupboard of something falling inside...that's the sound of someone else's problem.

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    I liked the Boobie Joke .





































    But I like Boobies . -

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    What I can laugh for the joke??

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    Did you hear the one about GracelessFawn walking into a bar?

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    You guys have to post your own joke too..maybe more fun...

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    Lets hear a Thai joke literally translated, please Za.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It'd surely have to be funnier than the jokes.
    nobody is forcing you to read them ... or comment

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    Go for it GF... maybe you should consider a stand up routine

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    Sent line to mum asked for money to buy new dress cuz dont have new dress for date a BF...dress at home wear it all and dont want to wear the same dress to date him...mum answer...find new BF and wear old dress...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Lets hear a Thai joke literally translated.
    Za
    Oh, OK ... thanks
    FTFU ...

    (apologies Za ... just a wee bit of fun)
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    OK, so graceless fawn walks into a bar and says 'Fuck, these drinks look expensive'
    The barman answers 'Dear'?
    Graceless fawn replies 'So you cunts are discriminating against us'?


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    A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

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