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    Icedick, it is...And it's men's bottoms he likes...Heh...

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    ^^^, ^^^^.
    Finally GF, some decent ones.


    Don't you hate it when you do the "^^" thing referring to an above post, but you missed that's there's more posts above and you have to edit and add more "^"s.

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    Thanks for your order from our SEX SHOP. You asked for the RED dildo as featured on our wall. Please reselect. That is our Fire Extinguisher.


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    ^ Icedick will be devastated...555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Thanks for your order from our SEX SHOP. You asked for the RED dildo as featured on our wall. Please reselect. That is our Fire Extinguisher.

    A cut and paste from the message you received?

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    Why do people say "grow some balls?". Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

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    At least with MEN, our COCKS stay the same size, and you are totally correct, Vaginas do take a POUNDING BUT they get so pulled apart after use and just become a sloppy HOLE that no one can FILL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator View Post
    At least with MEN, our COCKS stay the same size, and you are totally correct, Vaginas do take a POUNDING BUT they get so pulled apart after use and just become a sloppy HOLE that no one can FILL.
    But a hole is a hole. While with age Dicks expire and the rock hard versions gets replaced with the limpiest and softest version. Just saying.....

    With my lifestyle, I do a lot of walking and mountain climbing. It keeps me fit and keeps my muscles down there tight.

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    AND with USE the HOLE just gets bigger and BIGGER , hard to find any John Holmes to fill the gap when the hole has been DUG so many times before.

    This is FUN, YOUR turn GF. 555


    JUST SAYING

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    Gotta see Ali Wong's stand-up routine on this...She's a 30+ cutie doing a skit about how she reacts when an 18 year-old "tightie" walks by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator View Post
    AND with USE the HOLE just gets bigger and BIGGER , hard to find any John Holmes to fill the gap when the hole has been DUG so many times before.

    This is FUN, YOUR turn GF. 555


    JUST SAYING
    If you're not using a shovel for that hole there is no reason why that hole will get BIGGER. Its more flexible than you think, and certain activities like swimming,mountain climbing, walking and yoga keeps it tight and juicy.

    No offense, but some men even pay to shove their Ummmm penises in buckets just to have sex.

    Yeah, this is fun.
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

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    My dick isn't as wide as a SHOVEL and glad of that. Pretty sure though that pounding a pussy long and hard enough it's bound to get deeper and wider. You're thinking of someone that is someone's wire, not a hooker. Most women I ever met had the thought of once they had their ring in your nose, SEX was ONLY if THEY desired it.


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    Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

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    William Shatner has discontinued his new line of lady’s lingerie.

    Apparently “Shatner Panties” wasn’t the best choice for a name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Thanks for the link.

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