Thread: Norm mcDonald and friends tell jokes.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

What I posted here

https://teakdoor.com/jokes-and-funny-...wn-patrol.html

is sophisticated humour.

That was a load of crap....still, the offering is only to be expected from a self-flattering boofhead.

That was shit. Couldn't finish it. Not offended unless being not amused counts as offended.

Norm, get out a fork - you're done.

Wow, I pissed myself laughing, I thought I was doing y'all a favour by posting that. No accounting for taste as they say.

Has absolutely NOTHING at all to do with the overused snowflake term, at least for me.

I can handle the heaviest,....absolute most gruelingly abusive and disgusting if it's in the name of humor.

My mother once said to me (knowing I was going through the teenage years of filthy jokes), "If it's a joke, I wanna' hear it even if you think it's too embarrassing - I really wanna' hear it." And I've followed the same motto, but that shit? That doesn't even approach my funny bone.

The funny thing is this, Cujo thinks that if you don't laugh with him, then you are wrong.

Originally Posted by hick

Has absolutely NOTHING at all to do with the overused snowflake term, at least for me.

I can handle the heaviest,....absolute most gruelingly abusive and disgusting if it's in the name of humor.

My mother once said to me (knowing I was going through the teenage years of filthy jokes), "If it's a joke, I wanna' hear it even if you think it's too embarrassing - I really wanna' hear it." And I've followed the same motto, but that shit? That doesn't even approach my funny bone.

Alcohol helps.

Originally Posted by wasabi

The funny thing is this, Cujo thinks that if you don't laugh with him, then you are wrong.

Not at all, like I said, there's no accounting for toast.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Not at all, like I said, there's no accounting for toast.

That was kinda' funny.

Originally Posted by hick

Originally Posted by Cujo

Not at all, like I said, there's no accounting for toast.

That was kinda' funny.

I know right, you give the board a great straight line like that and no one bites.
Oh well, I'll give it a lame retort.
This thread is toast.

And the TOAST for the biggest comedian on Teakdoor goes to.........

I cannot believe this pathetic dross gets airtime.

In fairness, I gave this guy another go here. I made it to 2:30. He's like a male Roseanne Barr.
Really, if you read the audio script without knowing what it was of, you could not imagine it was part of a stand-up comedy set. God only knows what the audience is laughing at..."pork chop in my belly" HAhAHAhAh.
I think the Roseanne parallel is accurate.