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    Cigarettes VS Tampons

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
    to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
    and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
    I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!

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    It's almost a full moon, too...Just in time...Heh...

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    Tampons are not considered a fitting Christmas gift in my house

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    Tampons are not considered a fitting Christmas gift in my house
    At least you got a gift .....

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    At least he paid for the makeshift tampons.

    Police are still looking for the perpetrator of a grand theft from the tampon factory.

    They suspect it was some bloody cnut.

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    What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

    Cowboy hats are for assholes.

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    under every ponytale there's an arsehole.

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    Tale, or tail?...Either way...Heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Tampons are not considered a fitting Christmas gift in my house
    Maybe a pillow will fit then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Tampons are not considered a fitting Christmas gift in my house



    Last edited by PAG; 16-10-2016 at 09:24 AM.

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    Has anyone here lived in a tampon?...Err tambon?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

    Cowboy hats are for assholes.
    May I?

    What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hard hats?

    Cowboy hard hats are for assholes

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    ^ Yeeha!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?

    Cowboy hats are for assholes.
    Interesting how a tampon like yourself even chimes in on this subject.

    Perhaps I should start a thread about douchebags, your participation would be invited!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Interesting how a tampon like yourself even chimes in on this subject.

    Perhaps I should start a thread about douchebags, your participation would be invited!
    Get that sense of humour fixed mr grumpy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDukeofNewcastle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Interesting how a tampon like yourself even chimes in on this subject.

    Perhaps I should start a thread about douchebags, your participation would be invited!
    Get that sense of humour fixed mr grumpy.
    What's the matter chucky the ducky? Are things slow in stalkerland?

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    ^ Heh...And whoosh to the duck....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Heh...And whoosh to the duck....
    Out of your depth here boy. Humour is something you will only ever aspire to.

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    ^ It's just a joke thread dookie...Lighten the fuck up, man...Heh...

    Go take a shit or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    It's just a joke thread
    Did you work that out all by your self or did another 5 year old help you? Well done boy.

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    ^ FOD...Heh...

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    Kids!!!! Pls. stop fighting. Its a JOKE thread, for phucks sake.

    *** stands in corner.

    When the mods come around, don't start pointing at ME. LOL. I didn't start this brawl.

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    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
    "Eight," the boy replied.
    The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

    He saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

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    I remember one summer my ex wife took a box of tampons back to the shop because they had tinsel instead of string.

    The shop manager apologised, saying that they were for the Christmas period only.

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