If you wasn't born white, what race would you want to be..? This thread jogged my memory
Zebra dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates he requests an audience with God as he has a question.
St. Peter says "What is the question"
Zebra says "I want to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes"
St. Peter says "OK, that is a tough one and only God will know"
Some while later the Zebra returns.
St. Peter says "How did it go"
Zebra says"Well I asked and he answered but I still don't know"
St. Peter says "Well what did he say?"
Zebra says" He said, You is what you is"
St. Peter says "Well that is easy . You are black with white stripes"
Zebra says "How can you tell from that"
St Peter says "Well if you are white with black stripes God would have said You are what you are"