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    Top Ten Country & Western Songs

    10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

    6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

    5. I'm So Miserable without You It's like You're Still Here.

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him.

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer I Drink.


    And the Number One Country & Western song is...


    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

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    You forgot

    Stand By Your Katoey

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    Quote Originally Posted by toslti View Post
    10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few.

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

    6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

    5. I'm So Miserable without You It's like You're Still Here.

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him.

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer I Drink.


    And the Number One Country & Western song is...


    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
    Excellent post.

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    She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.

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    "Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart" - Johnny Cash

    "Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone" - Roy Clark

    "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life"

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    I'll never get over you, so I'll bury you here

    Every bird reminds me of you, must clean the BBQ

    Your face launched a 1000 ships rowing away like billio

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    I prepped my pussy but he liked it doggy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life"
    My personal favorite

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    mah truck died , mah dog left me and mah porch burned down - the dirtfarmers

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    this is every country and western song...


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    If you want romance, just unzip my pants and watch how my feelings grow...


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    It gets worse:

    The only good years we had were the ones on our car.

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    My favorite....Rawhide..

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    Lobby groups are trying to get Bob Dylan into the Country and Western hall of Fame.

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    I can't get over you until you get out from under him.


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    Not sure why, as I'm not usually so easily moved and didn't know the guy much before this song, but once in a while, after a few too many drinks and a reflective mood, this song makes me a bit teary eyed.

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    David Allan Coe

    "Rock and Roll Fever" - 3:10
    "Panheads Forever" - 3:09
    "Nigger Fucker" - 2:28
    "Coffee" - 5:28
    "One Monkey" - 3:14
    "One More Time" - 3:13
    "Little Sussie Shallow Throat" - 2:57
    "Pick Em, Lick Em, Stick Em" - 2:56
    "Don't Bite the Dick" - 2:27
    "Fuckin' in the Butt" - 2:11

    All on you tube. Enjoy.

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    Damn. Great minds. ^^

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    Great but dirty.



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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    You forgot

    Stand By Your Katoey
    I stand behind the Rear Admiral because I know he'd have my back.

    Stand behind your Katoey lest you want him on your back?

    Wait a minute, wrong country. Carry on.

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    I love those old tunes, almost as much as you guys... but don't you also enjoy modern American Country music?
    Or is it modern, therefore defunct automatically rejected, or can't you relate to it?

    I'm not trying to be a prick (it comes naturally to me) but serious question. My mum is 60 (or 61?) I forget, anyway she loves 'some' modern music, just as much as I do.
    Is it a natural thing to have a soft spot - for your own generation of popular music? am I compelled to love Linkin Park, for eternity?

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