Thread: Have you ever sat in a meeting like this?

... And wanted to punch someone for being so fucking stupid?

The stupid guy in the room was the so-called "expert". It took him seven and a half minutes to work out he could do it. Thick twat.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Have you ever sat in a meeting like this?

100s.

Who am I supposed to punch. I'm usually the expert. I guess if i had no morals i would just say yes , yes and yes sell anything and them get the project manager to explain why we didn't give them what they want.

Originally Posted by Neverna

The stupid guy in the room was the so-called "expert". It took him seven and a half minutes to work out he could do it. Thick twat.

Do what exactly? I'm so thick I still don't know what they actually wanted.

I actually sat in a meeting once where the customer wanted time and attendance recording on site buses because he was worried employees would skive off work by riding around in a big circle all day.

And I had to keep a straight face.

Only the price put the kibosh on the dumb fuck.

you need customers you can tell to fcuk off and not be stupid - the ones that work for the same company as you do

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I actually sat in a meeting once where the customer wanted time and attendance recording on site buses

I would have GPS on the bus as a matter of course , and simply add RFID readers

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I actually sat in a meeting once where the customer wanted time and attendance recording on site buses because he was worried employees would skive off work by riding around in a big circle all day.

And I had to keep a straight face.

Only the price put the kibosh on the dumb fuck.

Riding around in circles all day, that would be the bus drivers.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

... And wanted to punch someone for being so fucking stupid?

very well acted,

fuck, this is how I feel like when trying to answer computer questions on TD

harry and the plumber trying to change the goal posts on my expertise and trying to save face for their own incompetence or stupid suggestions

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

my expertise

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

my expertise

how are your HTML skills ?

Heck yes, loads of meetings like that.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

my expertise

that would be you with the red hair

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

how are your HTML skills ?

Good enough to send you into full-on meltdown mode apparently!

Originally Posted by slackula

Good enough to send you into full-on meltdown mode apparently!

not even close, another of your skills, confusing things, like baiting with meltdown

Originally Posted by baldrick

that would be you with the red hair

she seemed to have your skills for design, you know the type Amateurs create to look good, you Indian call boy

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by slackula

Good enough to send you into full-on meltdown mode apparently!

not even close, another of your skills, confusing things, like baiting with meltdown

Butterfly
Offense: threats and forum disruption
Date: 18/09/2014
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 25/09/2014

Originally Posted by slackula

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by slackula

Good enough to send you into full-on meltdown mode apparently!

not even close, another of your skills, confusing things, like baiting with meltdown

Butterfly
Offense: threats and forum disruption
Date: 18/09/2014
Eligible to Apply for Parole: 25/09/2014

indeed, "threats" you reported as you were running scared that I was going to visit you since I knew where you lived

yeah Buttplug would be one of the ones asking for red lines in transparent ink.



One day to go to the big anniversary Buttplug!

How's the cake coming?

^^ delusional idiot.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

How's the cake coming?

I am still waiting for you to bake it for me,

I want a chocolate cake of course, do you think you are up to the job ?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

would be one of the ones asking for red lines in transparent ink.

I thought of you as the Project manager, cheering up to all those silly ideas by the client, a bit like you do with new MS Windows releases with their Security Updates

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

confusing things

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you Indian call boy

bwahahahahahaha - best you get back to fluffing that boiler room pabx admin

Originally Posted by baldrick

best you get back to fluffing that boiler room pabx admin

gee, where do you get those weird ideas ? the voice of experience maybe ? so tell us about it all

Harry at work, classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA6A-2J5hJo

Baldrick always happy at work

"please defragment your Hard Drive"