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    Buttercups.


    BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

    Towards the end of a round of golf, Dillinger hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

    Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

    All of a sudden. POOF!!

    In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

    She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!'

    Then POOF!... she was gone!

    After Dillinger recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Luigi, where are you?'

    Luigi yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

    Dillinger shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Luigi; FOR FOOKS SAKE, DON'T SWING!!!'

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    ^ superb.. can't green you at the moment though!

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    Groan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Groan.

    Check out Mr. Grumpy.


    Did your toast land dry side down, and up, or something?

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    Sat on some soap







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