Originally Posted by
Hugh Cow
The Pope is travelling around Australia with his entourage when a thunderstorm breaks out along the coast road he is travelling on. As he looks towards the coast he sees two men with a large rope dangling over the cliff. Curious as to what is happening he stops and walks over to the two men in the driving rain. They appear to be trying to pull something up the cliff with extreme difficulty as they go backwards and forwards straining on the rope. Now extremely curious the Pope edges towards the cliff and looks over into the thundering sea below. He sees an aboriginal man clinging to the rope for dear life. The pope turns to the Australian cleric accompanying him and says,"At last my faith is restored in my fellow man. I have been told Australia is a very racist country but here are these two white men trying their best to save this poor indigenous Australian from a watery grave".
The first guy on the rope said " Who 's that prick?"
The second guys says" He's the pope, he knows shitloads about religion".
The first guy says" He knows fuck all about shark fishing".