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    How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
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    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation.
    One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"
    A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts. Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder.
    After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it. He refused. The NASA PR people brought the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed, but refused to translate the elder's message.
    Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. His translation of the old man's message was: "Watch out for these guys; they have come to steal your land."
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    A ship wrecks onto a deserted island.


    Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore, so they keep having sex.
    After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing... so they bury her.



    A ship wrecks onto a deserted island.

    Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore, so they keep having sex.
    After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing... so they bury her.

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