A pissed off wife is complaining about her husband spending all of his free time at the pub.
So, one night he took her along. What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh I don't know, same as you I suppose."
So he ordered two beers, and threw his down in a couple of gulps.
His wife watched him, then took a sip and immediately spat it out.
"Yuk, that's terrible; I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go, and you think I'm out every night enjoying myself?"