A Spurs fan was drinking in a bar in Manchester when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical London baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody could believe that any new baby could weigh 25 pounds but the man just shrugs. “That’s about average down our way, folks. Like I said, my boy’s a typical London baby boy."
Two weeks later, the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, “You’re the father of that typical London baby boy that weiged 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you? Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in 2 weeks, so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. “What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born.”
The father takes a large swig from his glass, wipes his lips, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “I had him circumcised.”