A Blondes Diary

[dirtydog]

> January
>
> Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> February
>
> Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!
> bottles won't fit in typewriter!
>
> March
>
> Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
> "2-4 years!"
>
> April
>
> Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!
>
> May
>
> Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
> fit into those little packets!
>
> June
>
> Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
> July
>
> Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
> swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
>
> August
>
> Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top
> was open.
>
> September
>
> The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
>
> November
>
> Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
>
> December
>
> Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
> stupid phone!
>
> What a year!!

[Sparky]

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