Thread: 95 % of Brit Expats Sent Back to UK for Failing Language Test

i is a pommy cnut innit

Yes you is. lol

Originally Posted by baldrick

i is a pommy cnut innit

Tell us your surname and we'll let you know.

The other 5% are awaiting crowd-funding for their return, yes.

Originally Posted by boloa

95 % of Brit Expats Sent Back to UK for Failing Language Test



The biggest movement of migrants since the Second World War began today, as countries across the world demanded UK expats had to speak the language of their chosen country, or they had to leave…and most failed.

Foreign officials have said the test wasn’t even that rigorous. You only had to know how to say “Two Beers” “Please” “No” “Yes” and “Do you have real brown sauce?” but almost one hundred per cent flunked it.

A Foreign Office Spokesman said: “We don’t know how to cope with the influx, even some Brits in Australia failed the test, as they didn’t add “mate” to the end of the brown sauce question.”

Steve Tate, 35, who was packing up his belongings in Alicante said: “I was just about to learn the Spanish for ‘two beers” but I just couldn’t find the time, I’ve only been here eight years. I did integrate though, I went to the Black Lion pub, with Stevie, Gaz and Larry everyday. I remember that day we ate squid, it was rank though, never again.”

Shelia Predegast, 45, who lives in Albufeira, was seething after being told she had to leave, telling customs officials, “I didn’t want to learn Spanish anyway.”



95 % of Brit Expats Sent Back to UK for Failing Language Test | TLE

Brilliant, and all this is live in Pattaya now...

Not surprised. Indigenous pass the test?

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Not surprised. Indigenous pass the test?

It's a joke.

Sorry, I figured as much.

I think that's very unfair. If they don't understand English, you simply have to shout slowly at them and they usually get it.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I think that's very unfair. If they don't understand English, you simply have to shout slowly at them and they usually get it.

or stick an 'O' on the end of words......eg Do-o you-o understand-o me-o

'O's work well in Spain and 'A's in Italy I'm told