Thread: Getting to Heaven

A priest, trying to convert a woman, told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.



The priest visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.



“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled down my knickers and made love to me right then and there.”



“They don’t like that in heaven,” said the priest.



The woman replied, “They’re not too happy about it in Woolworths either.”

Walmart should be ok..