Thread: Nursing home.

Bob is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home.

Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and

ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before

they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Bob

turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?''

"Sex" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old toot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Bob says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his cock and

proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where

they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Bob's cock.

Then one night Bob didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided

to find him and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with

Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Bob's little Pal.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-gun!! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Bob smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

the shakey hand job.