Thread: Sheep

A taffy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

slappers, socal and ant were riding the fenceline on a massive sheep station in western victoria when they came across an ovine beauty stuck in the barb wire.

slappers sighed and said , " I wish that was old woman lubporn , so I could just sate my desires "

socal looks over and says " ah , if that could be emma , the rectum I long for "

and ant blurts out - " I just wish it was dark "