A young Irish lass who was getting married was speaking to her local priest about her anxiousness about her wedding night. She told the priest she was a virgin but she had seen her future husband naked once and she asked the priest, "Father I have seen my Patrick naked and I was wondering what is that long pink thing hanging between his legs?" The priest replied,"That darling is his penis, yes the penis." She said, "Oh that's lovely Father, and then what is that thing on the end of is penis, the little German helmet?". The priest said,"That is the head of the penis darling, the head of the penis." She said,"Oh that's lovely Father, just lovely. And Father, what are those two round things and 24 inches back from the head of the penis?" The priest said, "For your sake darling lets just hope that they are the cheeks of his arse."