A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich
Chinese businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers in
front of them.
The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We
must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!' The Indian
Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never
seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time
is money'
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the
greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George' Said the Catholic Priest.
'What's wrong with that group Ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greenkeeper replied, 'Oh, yes.
That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their
sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free any time.'
The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic Priest
said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going
to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if
there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll
donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave
souls.'
The Aussie said, 'Why the fook can't they play
at night?'