Thread: light bulbs

HOW MANY FACEBOOk USERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been change, with selfies.

54 friends to congratulate the poster on their independence and bravery in doing the job themselves (mostly female)

23 to scoff that there is nothing brave about it as it is a simple thing that anyone could do (mostly male)

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to that forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Nick Clegg isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Finally, one to stand up for light bulb changers' rights and condemn the unequal distribution of light bulbs caused by the capitalist system.

Which one are you?

How many birbings does it take to make one fukwit?

...and meanwhile Betel nut chewing grandma and kids sit cross legged in front of blank TV waiting for the power to come back on.???

Originally Posted by Ozcol

How many birbings does it take to make one fukwit?

Seems I have offended a facebook addict that recognises themselves, how sad.