My dear wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old
can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not be upset as I will be spending the evening at the Comfort Hotel with Chantelle, my 18 years old secretary.

Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home later that evening, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

My Dear Husband.
I thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take the opportunity to remind you that, you are also 54 years old.

As you know, I am a mathematics teacher and as you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is the assistant rugby coach. He is young,virile and (like your secretary) is 18 years old.



As a successful businessman with a mathematical brain, you will understand that we are in the same situation, but with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow !